FALLOUT 4 SPECIAL RAP | Dan Bull

author Dan Bull   2 years ago

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== LYRICS ==

Following total atomic annihilation
it may fall to you to save the great nation
That's why Vault-Tec have made extra preparation
and are proud to present you a S.P.E.C.I.A.L. education
Regarding aptitude
you are an absolutely
unique amalgamation of attributes
Now it's time to find out in which you excel
What makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L.?

You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
Oh so S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
spells out that you're quite swell!

STRENGTH!
Supplies are sparse
so on seeing something sweet
be sure to scavenge, or starve
The stronger you aren't, the smaller the stack
of scrap, storage and snacks
that you can haul on your back
but do be sure to stay on track of the numbers
or a savage could suddenly strike as you're over-encumbered
and should your special self have such a regrettable incident
you'd better get swinging any suitable weapon or implement

PERCEPTION!
Post-nuclear places
are pretty prearranged
to put you through your paces
Pinpoint the parts of predators that plan to prey
with the Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System
Hooray!
You may need to pickpocket
pinching for your own protection
practicing your pilfering
purloining to perfection
If your preferential predilection's
petty theft of peoples' possessions
you'll be protected by perception

You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
Oh so S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
spells out that you're quite swell!

ENDURANCE!
Epidemics are endemic everywhere
Infection, amputation, radiation, never rare
End the negative effects, refresh your energy
by eating everything
even extra limbs and enemies
Your belly's not ever empty
there's endless entrées
Extend the length of time you exercise
eons, days
Escape encounters with louts and rowdy hooligans
or environments ensure you'll eventually be food again

CHARISMA!
Communists conquered this clean continent
and concomitantly corruption was the consequence
As such, you must be confident
and cognizant of compliments
confirming that commercially you're consummately competent
Convert companions to confidantes
convincing them to change a cuddly toy
for cutlery and condiments
Swallow down countless cups of cocktails
and charm your way from harm, chum
Combat curtailed

You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
Oh so S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
spells out that you're quite swell!

INTELLIGENCE!
is idiocy inverted
Innate instinct
Take information and interpret it
The inner intuition and initiative
to impliment inventive ideas
to be inquisitive
It is indicative of ingrained imagination
to take an inspiration and create an innovation
Insure against injury through investigation
because ignorance induces incapacitation

AGILITY!
After all the aggro
antagonists are all too available
there's no ASBOs
Accelerate your acts of accurate aim
and have any angry adversaries aptly aflame
Avoid adverse assaults from automatics
Avert or annul their action with acrobatics
Agility!
Amazing adaptability
awesome!
What an absolutely ace ability

You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
Oh so S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
spells out that you're quite swell!

LUCK!
The lady
that lowers the likelihood of life's lotto's loss for the lazy
When you're larking with lice
that are larger than life
at least you'll have the lethal last laugh and the like
The lie of the land's less than lavish and lovely
but when looking for loot you'll locate lots of luxury
Loads of little lowlifes leering at your luggage?
A lone laddy's liable to let them them learn what luck is

Congratulations, you've passed the test
yes!
From everyone at Vault-Tec
splendid work on your success
Give yourself a pat on the back
and maybe shake hands
then perambulate into the haze of the wasteland
War
War never changes
Look at the history book's torn up pages
'cause when the dust settles after all out war
you'll be glad we taught you what to deal with fallout for

You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
You're S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
Oh so S.P.E.C.I.A.L.!
S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
spells out that you're quite swell!

== CREDITS ==

RAPS: Dan Bull
MUSIC: Custom Phase (https://youtube.com/CustomPhase, http://soundcloud.com/customphase, http://twitter.com/CustomPhase) - see his version here: https://youtu.be/gsQo8gq3z_0
Thanks to @Kitzunia for vocal arrangement and hair!

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► MP3: http://bit.ly/17HWOfZ ► Dan Bull main channel: http://youtube.com/douglby ► Dan Bull gaming channel: http://youtube.com/DBGames ► FB: http://fb.com/itsDanBull ► Twitter: http://twitter.com/itsDanBull ► Spotify: http://spoti.fi/1vYoEkB ► T-shirts, hats & loot: http://itsdanbull.com/loot ► Become a patron of Dan: http://patreon.com/itsDanBull Words by Dan Bull Music by Custom Phase. Isn't it awesome? Tell him! (http://soundcloud.com/customphase, http://twitter.com/CustomPhase) This video is dedicated to Craig Conner, whose soundtrack to the original Grand Theft Auto pretty much got me into making music. Let's go for a joyride...

MP3: http://bit.ly/QjUZMe DAN'S MUSIC CHANNEL: http://youtube.com/douglby DAN'S GAMEPLAY CHANNEL:: http://youtube.com/DanBullGames DAN ON FACEBOOK: http://fb.com/itsDanBull DAN ON TWITTER: http://twitter.com/itsDanBull Words by Dan Bull Music by Skongk (http://soundcloud.com/hedera-helix) LYRICS: Hello, Pandora fans I'd like to show my awesome plans Hold on tight to your organs; glands we're riding home to the Borderlands When I hear that Gearbox are releasing a sequel, my teardrops are uncontrollable I'm inconsolable, but fear not they're tears of joy, like me as a boy after christmas eve when I see a box I open it up and say "whoa" at the view it's only overflowing with loot Locking and loading, I know what to do now who am I going to shoot? You, you're a pitiful prick so I'm ripping you up with a critical hit Funds improve my guns and loot I'll use it if it'll fit If it moves I'll shoot it, you tit I'm a Buzzard, you're a blue tit I fly in the sky and it's fatal foes are lying disabled a hole in their face; I'm reminded of bagels I'm ever so slightly unstable Me? I'm hardly an angel Leave that to the Guardian Angel This is the eighties, I'm Arnie and painfully making your army unfaithful Health and safety; watch your head Heavy metal; lots of lead but before I drop you dead I'll shred you up like Dr. Zed I said "Zed, let him in" Led Zeppelin never played on David Letterman Though that may be irrelevant nevertheless it's a hell of method of making it evident Dan is the cleverest rapper to ever use gaming in tracks setting a precedent that wouldn't ever be bettered til weapons are made into raps Eighty seven bazillion guns a similar number of brilliant puns turn that to cash, gimme the funds back to back with my militant chums I'm blasting stacks of straps at prats it's action packed ridiculous fun If kills were calories, that'd be fattening Fragging a skag and I'm bagging and tagging him having you lagging and manically panicking Man, is it actually happening? Well, I'm an assassin assassining you so if that is a fact then it has to be true You're chatting Claptrap so I should grab your nadsack and yank it so your nads are dropping like the stock is on the NASDAQ Asshat, don't answer back Who the fack is Handsome Jack? You want how many grams of that? I'll grind you like my ganja sack I will be having you crying in agony violently cracking your violin; Paganini meeny miny mo More money, less problems The bigger the gun, the less nonsense I'm less Mark Ronson, more Charles Bronson or a vault Hunter S. Thompson.

Imagine if nobody argued about gaming platforms in the comments section of this video. HA! Click here to see version 2: http://youtu.be/l9t6dFS0HMw Thanks to Arthur & Medic, Crunchlins, Tom Jenkins and Mashed for working with me on this one. Hat tip to Zero Punctuation for the art style and birthing the PC Master Race meme (check ZP out here: http://bit.ly/1iRHwvH) ► MP3: http://apple.co/1UVp6M0 ► Dan Bull main channel: http://youtube.com/douglby ► Dan Bull gaming channel: http://youtube.com/DBGames ► FB: http://fb.com/itsDanBull ► Twitter: http://twitter.com/itsDanBull ► Spotify: http://spoti.fi/1vYoEkB ► T-shirts, hats & loot: http://itsdanbull.com/loot ► Become a patron of Dan: http://patreon.com/itsDanBull == CREDITS == Words: Dan Bull Music: Arthur & Medic (https://soundcloud.com/arthurandmedic) Animation: Crunchlins (https://www.youtube.com/Crunchlins) Produced by Tom Jenkins for #Mashed (https://www.youtube.com/mashed)

I took all of the released S.P.E.C.I.A.L. videos and edited them together as if they were one long PSA video. Hope you enjoy.

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