BORDERLANDS 2 RAP | Dan Bull

author Dan Bull   6 years ago

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Words by Dan Bull
Music by Skongk (http://soundcloud.com/hedera-helix)

LYRICS:
Hello, Pandora fans
I'd like to show my awesome plans
Hold on tight to your organs; glands
we're riding home to the Borderlands
When I hear that Gearbox
are releasing a sequel, my teardrops
are uncontrollable
I'm inconsolable, but fear not
they're tears of joy, like me as a boy
after christmas eve when I see a box
I open it up and say "whoa" at the view
it's only overflowing with loot
Locking and loading, I know what to do
now who am I going to shoot?
You, you're a pitiful prick
so I'm ripping you up with a critical hit
Funds improve my guns and loot
I'll use it if it'll fit
If it moves I'll shoot it, you tit
I'm a Buzzard, you're a blue tit
I fly in the sky and it's fatal
foes are lying disabled
a hole in their face; I'm reminded of bagels
I'm ever so slightly unstable
Me? I'm hardly an angel
Leave that to the Guardian Angel
This is the eighties, I'm Arnie
and painfully making your army unfaithful
Health and safety; watch your head
Heavy metal; lots of lead
but before I drop you dead
I'll shred you up like Dr. Zed
I said "Zed, let him in"
Led Zeppelin
never played on David Letterman
Though that may be irrelevant
nevertheless it's a hell of method of making it evident
Dan is the cleverest rapper
to ever use gaming in tracks
setting a precedent that wouldn't ever be bettered
til weapons are made into raps
Eighty seven bazillion guns
a similar number of brilliant puns
turn that to cash, gimme the funds
back to back with my militant chums
I'm blasting stacks of straps at prats
it's action packed ridiculous fun
If kills were calories, that'd be fattening
Fragging a skag and I'm bagging and tagging him
having you lagging and manically panicking
Man, is it actually happening?
Well, I'm an assassin assassining you
so if that is a fact then it has to be true
You're chatting Claptrap
so I should grab your nadsack and yank it
so your nads are dropping
like the stock is on the NASDAQ
Asshat, don't answer back
Who the fack is Handsome Jack?
You want how many grams of that?
I'll grind you like my ganja sack
I will be having you crying in agony
violently cracking your violin; Paganini
meeny miny mo
More money, less problems
The bigger the gun, the less nonsense
I'm less Mark Ronson, more Charles Bronson
or a vault Hunter S. Thompson.

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Hi, I'm Dan. Subscribe for a new game rap every week: http://youtube.com/douglby ► MP3: https://danbull.lnk.to/Overwatch Thanks to Iain Mannix, Veela and Miracle Of Sound for the chorus! Check out their channels: ►Iain Mannix: http://youtube.com/iaintalks ►Veela: http://youtube.com/veelabeats ►Miracle of Sound: http://youtube.com/miracleofsound == MORE DAN BULL == ► FB: http://fb.com/itsDanBull ► Twitter: http://twitter.com/itsDanBull ► Spotify: http://spoti.fi/1vYoEkB ► T-shirts, hats & loot: http://itsdanbull.com/loot ► Become a patron of Dan: http://patreon.com/itsDanBull == CREDITS == RAPS: Dan Bull HOOK: Dan Bull, Iain Mannix, Veela, Miracle of Sound MUSIC: Custom Phase (https://youtube.com/CustomPhase) and Neal Acree (http://www.nealacree.com) VIDEO: Adam Townsley / ArcadeAdam (https://www.youtube.com/ArcadeAdam) ART: Kuvshinov-Ilya (https://www.patreon.com/Kuvshinov_Ilya) == LYRICS == OH WATCH OVER ME WHILE YOU CHOOSE WHO YOU'RE GOING TO BE OH WATCH OVER ME WHILE YOU SHOW THE GLOBE WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE HA YOU'RE HERE FOR HEROES WITH NO DISTRACTION SO DON'T WAIT, HIT QUICK PLAY AND GET STRAIGHT TO THE ACTION IT'S BASTION BLASTING BASKETS OF BULLETS AT FACTIONS THE TURRET LOOK'S BACK AND IN FASHION REINHARDT'LL RIDE HARD AS A HAMMER ON A STALLION CHIVALRY'S ALIVE BUT HE'S NOT ASKING IF HE CAN MARRY YOU VALIANT AS PHARAH, HUMAN JUMP JET HARRIER BLASTING A BARRAGE WITH THE POWER TO SINK GALLEONS ZARYA SINGING AN ARIA BRINGING A CANNON AND FLINGING A BARRIER STRONG AS A MOUNTAIN BENCHING A THOUSAND POUNDS SO BOUND TO BE ABLE TO CARRY YOU NO MATTER WHATEVER YOU ARE IT'S RARE THAT YOU'RE REALLY AS HARD AS A GORILLA IN ARMOUR WE'LL WIN IN AN INSTANT WHEN WINSTON'S BANANAS WINCE AND WITNESS ZENYATTA SEND OUT AN ORB OF HARMONY, DESTRUCTION, OR DISCORD FORGED IN THE CORE OF WAR, IT'S TORBJÖRN WATCH HIM ERECT A NEW FORM OF DWARF PORN HERE'S A FUN FACT OUT IN THE OUTBACK JUNKRAT TICK TOCK BOOMED AND KABOOMED LIKE THE KICK ON THIS DRUMTRACK THEN WHEN YOU RECKON THIS RAP'S RUN AMOK I PULL A ROADHOG AND DRAG YOU RIGHT BACK WITH THE HOOK OH WATCH OVER ME WHILE YOU CHOOSE WHO YOU'RE GOING TO BE OH WATCH OVER ME WHILE YOU SHOW THE GLOBE WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE REAPER SWEEPS THROUGH THE ETHER WHILE DEATH BLOSSOMS SHADOW STEP AND SPANK LEAVE YOU WITH A RED BOTTOM MCCREE'S PEACEKEEPER SEEKS ANY HEAD HONCHO PUT A BULLET THROUGH THEIR HEAD LIKE A HEAD THROUGH A PONCHO IT'S HIGH NOON BETTER RIDE SOON IF WE'RE TO REACH KOREA GG FEVER SEE D.VA'S MECH WREAK, WRECK, THEN EJECT CAREERS IRRESPECTIVE WHAT A REFLECTION'S TRAJECTORY IS SYMMETRA PROJECTS TECHNICOLOR RETINAL TEARS AND TEARS IF YOU'RE FEELING HURTY GET A HEAL OFF MERCY THE HIPPOCRATIC PACIFIST A FIT BIRD, LITERALLY WE'VE HEARD MUSIC ONLY MAKES EXISTENCE RICHER LUCIO THROWS THE SWITCH TONES AND NOTES COMPOSING US A PICTURE WE'RE ALL SOLDIER: 76 EXCEPT WE'LL NEVER BE RIPPED AMERICAN KIDS GETTING TO GRIPS WITH INTRICATE WEAPONS AS HEAVY AS BRICKS TRACER'LL RACE IN THE PLACE AT A PACE THAT'LL MAKE YOU SAY YOU'RE SEEING STUFF BLINK AND YOU'LL MISS HER BLINK LIKE YOUR PING ISN'T IN SYNC CHEERS LUV OH WATCH OVER ME WHILE YOU CHOOSE WHO YOU'RE GOING TO BE OH WATCH OVER ME WHILE YOU SHOW THE GLOBE WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE MEI'S THE WEATHER WOMAN SUMMON ICE AGE AND BLIZZARDS WITHER AS YOU SHIVER IN THE BITTER RIVER WITH A BIT OF COULDN'T GIVE A WHETHER YOU ARE TRIGGERED AND WIDOWMAKER WOULD HAVE MADE A WICKED WOMAN IN A WINNEBAGO BECAUSE HER AIM IS HOMING IN FROM FAR AWAY TO WHEREVER THEY GO HANZO THE MAN BOW SAMURAI COMMANDO DRAGONSTRIKE ARROWS STILL LIFE LIKE A VAN GOGH FROM KYOTO TO TOKYO BRINGING MOJO TO THE DOJO IT'S GENJI CHUCKING A HURRICANE OF SHURIKEN ENCOURAGING A LOW POSE YOU'RE DUCKING, LOOKING LIKE QUASIMODO NO JOKE I'M A SHOWBOAT THAT THROWS BLOWS AT SO-SO JOE BLOWS WHEN I NO SCOPE DEAD AS DODOS OH NO SO WATCH OVER ME AND DECIDE WHO YOU'RE GOING TO BE OH WATCH OVER ME WHILE YOU CHOOSE WHO YOU'RE GOING TO BE OH WATCH OVER ME WHILE YOU SHOW THE GLOBE WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE

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